a famous inspirational speaker said:
"best years of my life were spent in d arms of a womanwho wasn't my wife!" audience was in shock&silence.
he added:she was my mother. applause &laughter
a top manager tried to crack this at home.after a drink,he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
best years of my life were spent in d arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!
standing for a moment trying to recall d second half,he finally blurted out:i can't remember who she was?
by the time he regained his senses, he was in the hospital bed recovering from burns of boiling water !!!
MORAL:DON'T COPY IF YOU CAN'T PASTE