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PostSubject: Jokes and Poetry   Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:24 pm

Teacher: wat is Maths..??
Student: Mental Activity To Healthy Students..!! : 9:
@ the end GRATITUDE..!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Poetry   Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:21 pm

nice..........

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Poetry   Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:39 pm

U also Post some, u just c wether it is gud or not..?? : 3:
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Poetry   Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:49 pm

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U also Post some, u just c wether it is gud or not..?? : 3:
Cool down........it is not right to get angry with someone who didnt do a mistake.
I have fun in reading jokes rather than posting.........anyways lemme find some.

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PostSubject: Cricket Match   Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:33 pm

The teacher told 2 d childrens 2 write a essay on criket match. All were busy writing exept Tom. He wrote DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH !
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PostSubject: Forth Law of Motion   Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:36 pm

The Forth Law Of Motion: loose Motion Cannot b done in slow motion....!! : 9: : 9:
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PostSubject: The Mirror Joke   Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:38 pm

Sardar in a Art Gallery:-
Yeh bhayanak Tasvir ko aap mordern Art kehte hai..??
Art Dealer: Mere baap,tu dimag mat laga. Yeh Aina HAi...!! : 9: : 9:
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PostSubject: The crow's name   Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:40 pm

A sardar had a crow,
He touched it n it was very soft . He decided 2 name it.....
Think...
He named it : MICROSOFT
MY-CROW-SOFt....!!! : 9: : 9:
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PostSubject: We hav many in our country   Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:54 pm

Once a sardar,american,italian were travelling in a ship.
American ordered for wines and he threw it in the water, he said we hav many in our country.
Italian ordered many pizzas and threw it in the water,he said we hav many in our country.
But the sardar saw a malyali and threw him in the water, he said we hav many in our country...!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Poetry   Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:16 am

LOL If malyali hears it .He's gonne blow you Anyway superb Joke ;)
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Poetry   Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:10 pm

Ty but i know that there is no malyali in Oops clan : 4:
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Poetry   Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:35 pm

yo! good joke and ragh bro it's not malaysia it's malyali yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr : 9:

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and Poetry   Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:00 pm

Post ur upcoming pjokes in same thread dont make new topics.
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Topics Merged !

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