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PostSubject: Jokes and poetry   Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:12 pm

Gita ka Updesh : Mobile Nirjiv hai. SIM iski Aatma hai, SMSwo Gyan hai jo Baatne se Barta hai ,Isliye hey Prani, balance ka moh tyag kar nirantar SMS Karte raho.


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and poetry   Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:13 pm

Khuda ne kaha dosti na kar , dosti me tu deewana ho jayega. Mene kaha ae khuda kabhi zamin pe aake mere dost se mil, tub hi uska deewana ho jayega.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and poetry   Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:15 pm

Biwi (Shohar se) : Ghar mehmaan aa rahe hain aur Ghar me Dal ke siwa kuch nahi hai!
Tum aisa karma jab mehmaan aa jaaye to tum kitchen me ja kar pehla bartain girana.
Meh puchhu to kehna , Korma girr gaya! Phir doosra bartain gira dena aur khena Biryani girr gayi.To main kahungi chalo DAL hi le aao…
Mehmaan anna ke baad,Shohar kitchen me gaya aur bartain girne ki awaj ayyi.
BIWI : kya hua?
Shohar: DAl hi girr gyi!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and poetry   Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:15 pm

Santa – “Yaar banta tune poore toilet me pottly-potty kyun kar di?
Banta – Yaar phone a gya tha.
Santa – Toh?
Banta – Tune idea ka ad nahi dekha- walk when you talk…
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and poetry   Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:16 pm

Thirsty crow story in Hinglish :
Once upon a waqt, There was kauwa, He was very pyasa, Here-there Bhatka. He saw a matka, Some pathar patka, Little water gatka aur khiska.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and poetry   Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:17 pm

One ladki thi deewani si, Mobile le k Ghumti thi , Nazren Jhuka k, Sharma k mobile pe kuch karti thi , Jab milti thi Mujhse, Pucha karti thi , yeh ON kaise hota hai.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and poetry   Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:17 pm

Rose is Laal , Sky is Neela , Your brain is like Khaali PAtila
Bura Maan liya??
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Roses are red , Water is cool , I’M Smart , But you are fool.
Thoraa aur Bura Man Lo.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and poetry   Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:17 pm

A Really Funny Questionaire only for you.
Fill up the blanks
1) Your name _____
2) % of marks in previous class ______
3) Gender ______________
Now read only answers. Ha ha ha
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and poetry   Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:18 pm

Important Health Tip
Don’t eat pizzas, Golgappe, ice cream, Chocolate And Sandwich….
Without me………..
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and poetry   Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:18 pm

The World’s Best feeling come when we see a wonderful Question paper in the Exam Hall and We smile at each other and say… “Ek bhi nahi atta yaar…”
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and poetry   Sun Aug 08, 2010 11:19 pm

Haha got all on Mobile..Will post many more later....
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes and poetry   Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:57 am

Nice one Bhavin Bro : 9:

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