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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:02 pm

Thx buddy but this is just for all the Oops Members : 9:

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:05 pm

I Think Your The Best Oops Member : 9: And What Do You Think About My Update In Our Portal Page?

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:58 pm

I think you refering to the Chat Window in the portal?

Its cool bro i tried to chat with you in there but dint get any reply : 14:

But its amazing and it would be fun to interact with all the oops in here in that chat

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:03 pm

Thanks Hope Balaji And kunal will Like It : 9:

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:33 pm

Offcourse they will!!!

If they dont like it then we will kidnap both of them : 8:
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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:40 pm

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in The Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. “I just can't take that chance."
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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:50 pm

A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!"
"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again in a sexy little voice.
"Really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.
That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face, and replied "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"
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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:09 pm

lol lol lol : 16:

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:40 pm

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you cannot have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:43 pm

An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.

When the teenager was tired of being stared at, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man? Never did anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye when he responded, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:09 am

Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper.
After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the
elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb
75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and
Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by
concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25
flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can
tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill
stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor
Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will
tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in
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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:24 am

A door-to-door salesman went to a new housing development outside Beijing.
"What do you want?" asked an old woman responding to a knock at the door.
"Your new place will need one of my super hi-tech vacuum cleaners." said the man.
"I don’t need a vacuum cleaner." said the old woman trying to close the door.
"Yes you do! My machine can pick up any dirt from any floor." he said forcing his way in and sprinkled the contents of a small plastic bag all over the floor.
"What’s that?" asked the old woman.
"That’s dried dog manure. You need one of my vacuum cleaners now." said the man.
"Oh no! You ruined my floor." said the woman in tears.
"My machine can pick up all that in 5 minutes or I’ll eat it all up."
"Hope you are hungry. We won’t have power in this area for another 3 days."
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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:55 pm

my hands paining givin gratitude stop : 16:

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:46 am

Thx Bro : 9:
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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:52 am

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early sir", replied the defendant.

"Well that's not an crime", said the judge! "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened", answered the prisoner.
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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:01 am

Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal meri birthday pe mujhe lohay ka bed banwa ke diya tha, Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”

Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”
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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:03 am

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.
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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:03 am

Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye

Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:03 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:06 pm

hehe Thx Mete : 9:

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:29 pm

Wat Till Others Reply Then Start : 7:

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:56 pm

Lol i will keep on posting it atleast people who read will read it everyday. It doesnt matter if they reply or not but if they reply then i would feel good else no worries i will keep on doin what i luv to do : 13:

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:59 am

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon
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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:02 am

The English Language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it

English is a stupid language.

There is no egg in the eggplant

No ham in the hamburger

And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

English muffins were not invented in England

French fries were not invented in France.


We sometimes take English for granted

But if we examine its paradoxes we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.


If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.

If the plural of tooth is teeth

Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth

If the teacher taught,

Why didn't the preacher praught.


If a vegetarian eats vegetables

What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?

Why do people recite at a play

Yet play at a recital?

Park on driveways and

Drive on parkways


You have to marvel at the unique lunacy

Of a language where a house can burn up as

It burns down

And in which you fill in a form

By filling it out

And a bell is only heard once it goes!


English was invented by people, not computers

And it reflects the creativity of the human race

(Which of course isn't a race at all)


That is why

When the stars are out they are visible

But when the lights are out they are invisible

And why it is that when I wind up my watch

It starts

But when I wind up this observation,

It ends.

This one is big but interesting for sure : 13:

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:10 pm

no not again : 15:

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