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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:57 am

Sorry guys was busy with something for past few days...

Now back again to make you laugh : 9:

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:59 am

Funny Blonde man was filling up an application form for a job.

He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.

Then Blonde man came to the column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK.

Clerk told him to write either MALE or FEMALE.

Again Funny Blonde man thought for a long time before coming up with the answer PREFERABLY FEMALES.

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:00 am

A Kid calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Kid: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whatz the joke?

Help Desk: Dear kid, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.

Kid: Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.


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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:05 am

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:28 pm

Here I am with another joke for you friends :D

A young man was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor.

A Sardar Ji came running.

Sardar Ji shouted: "Laloo, your daughter Sweety is badly injured in accident".

Not knowing what to do, the young man jumped from his office window in panic to go as-early-as-possible.

While coming down when he was near tenth floor, he remembered he had no daughter named Sweety.

When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.

When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Laloo.


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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:46 pm

bro again making stoma ache l12

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:50 pm

Thats why am here for to make everyone laugh

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:52 pm

bro where u get these many jokes Thinking

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Mon Sep 20, 2010 9:03 pm

Just have to search and you will get it :D

Here you go!!!

A young pregnant Blonde woman had given birth in the elevator of an Indian desi hospital. She was embarrassed about it and was weeping.

Sardar Doctor: Don't feel bad. Two years back, a Blonde girl delivered in the open lawn of this hospital.

The lady burst out crying and said:
"I know..., that was me, too."


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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:03 am


Hahaha, Good one neptune, the Blonde woman must be really unlucky person .

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:39 pm

There were two desi lovers: Lalu & Rabri. They loved each other so much that they planned to do Suicide.

Lalu jumped first.

Now it was Rabri's turn.

Rabri closed her eyes, and returned back saying Love is Blind.

Lalu, in mid-air opened his parachute saying Love never Dies.


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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:20 pm

hahahaha bro thn both did not die good joke j10

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:01 am

Hahahaha, poor Rabri's died =) =) =)

Whenever you love someone keep parachute ready .It will be useful in someways :P

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:04 am

robri did mot die he on the parachte and landed safely both did not die l12

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:34 pm

Yup both didnt die...

This is kids joke :D

Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Neha
then what will u get????

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Kid: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:13 pm

Quote :
Kid: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!


LOL :D

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:41 am



1.)The following conversation took place between a Father and his small son .


SON : Dad,!! Have you visited Egypt ?

Father : No son, I haven't !

SON : Then how did you bring mummy from ?


2.)I want to get married
Little Paul says to his father, "Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married"
His father says, "For that son, you have to have a girlfriend."
Paul says, "But I've found a girl."
"Who?" said his father.
"My grandma."
"Let me get this straight." the father says. "You want to marry my mother? You can't do that."
"Well, why not?" says Paul. "You married mine."



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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:19 pm

Haha good 1 India bravo
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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:35 pm

hahahaha as his father married his mother so he want marry his father's mother good joke j10

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PostSubject: Re: Time to laugh :))   Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:52 am

Thx guys but I am missing neptune bro's JOKE . Bro, without ur JOKE, this thread
is inactive :)

Me waiting for ur Jokes Neptune brother!:)

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